Shut In

I haven’t left my house in two days. That’s not really even close to a record for me, but yesterday I didn’t even venture to the lobby to get the mail. G was pissed when I remembered at midnight last night (incidentally, when he got home from work) and had to go back down to get it. Today, I might have to go out, even though it’s likely the hottest day of the heat wave, but I’ve run out of Mini-Wheats. I think the milk still has another day, but without Mini-Wheats, what’s the use?

You know, nothing says start another project like laying out all your unfinished projects and taking a picture of them all together so that’s exactly what I did.

Knee highs, in Sock Hop yarn, American Pie colorway. I love them with the intensity of a burning star exploding through the universe. The only thing is that I am increasingly worried that I won’t have enough yarn so I am weighing the remaining yarn after like every three rows. It’s a little bit crazy. I’m toying with the idea of emailing Teyani and asking if they have any undyed matching roving and spinning up some white stuff to use on the toes and the heels. Or trying to find a blue that sort of matches for the toes and heels.

I found this website yesterday that gives directions for making knee highs – you just have to fill in all your numbers, and Margene was gracious enough to walk me through the math. I don’t like math – especially knitty math. I would love to take a class on knitty math. I’ve already started the decreases on the sock and I’ve got 1 7/8 oz left. I was trying on the new sock with my just finished sock hop sock on my foot and I was trying to use 3/4 oz for the “new” part up my leg and have 2 oz left for the rest of the sock – the part that matches the old sock. But I’ve got a ton more stitches on the new sock, although no ribbing and I suspect ribbing takes up more yarn than straight stockinette, but I’m still worried. As I said, I love these socks more than anything and I know my heart is a fickle bitch, but that’s how it is.

And even though I’ve gotten like a third of the sock done (or god forbid LESS) I think they look super cute and dare I say sexy on my leg. I can just tell they are going to look damn fine when they are finished and I’m going to wear them around my house with G’s old work shirt on and I will be cute and fine and SEXY. Like ten years younger sexy.

And then maybe I will get back to losing some weight and do stuff around the house more and clean and cook and be ambitious about finding new photography work and make some money and clear my head of obsessive thoughts and be all zen about my life and then one morning I will wake up and slip on my fanfuckingtastic socks and I will suddenly have the courage to unfreeze those totsicles and get pregnant and have the perfect life.

God I hope I don’t run out of yarn. There’s a lot riding on these socks.

Comments

  1. You’re putting a lot of pressure on those poor socks. But thanks for the link to the knee socks site. Dale has been bugging me for knee socks for reenacting.

  2. hey cara, I can’t find ur email on your site (probably my fault), could you please email. I have something important to ask you!

  3. If anything can help with all that, it would be a great pair of knee socks………….keep knitting!

  4. Those really are cute, Cara. I really like the idea of matching some blue yarn (I’d go for darker blue — is that a denim blue in that colorway?) for the heels and toes — REALLY like it. ; ) Or even some alternating stripey thing on the heels and toes, or stripes on the soles, too. (Pardon my riff — and a big ol’ hug your way.)

  5. Hm. Two days, huh? I suppose a bit of cabin fever is better than going out in the heat. I love your knee-highs…they will work their magic on your entire life for sure…knit on, friend!

  6. OOOO, loving the socks. Thanks for the tip on the source – I’m going to try to get some. And for the knee socks site – cool!

  7. Carastilskin! this is like some Grimm fairy tale, you’re knitting magic socks!
    what would happen if I knit those socks? I would lose weight and my boobs wouldn’t sag. And my varicose veins would disappear without medical intervention.
    and my boobs wouldn’t sag.

  8. If you come up with a sock/yarn comination that gives the wearer a perfect life, you really have to write up the pattern. And of course it would be a free pattern, because, your life already being perfect, you wouldn’t need the money.

  9. Is it okay if your magic knee socks fulfill all our wishes? I’ll second those of ann above, I’ve got all those problems myself. Then, my house will be clean, my children will stop playing World of Warcraft and become the geniuses they were meant to be, and money will flow into the bank. Right? Right? (feeling slightly hysterical)
    Eek. Stop. Reverse that. Deep breath.
    Or how about, your feet will be warm, and you’ll look down at your socks and be happy?
    I feel better now.

  10. you are absolutely fabulous Cara! – and yes, we definately have some white roving that could be spun up to use for the heels and toes….. or, perhaps you just need one more skein of the yarn???
    delightful knee socks – delightful idea!

  11. I just want to reassure you that the heat wave will not go on forever. We had it for a couple weeks here in the midwest (Minneapolis), many days above 90, but this morning at 8:30 it was (gasp!) 65 degrees! Heavenly!
    Now go knit those magic socks. The world is depending on you.

  12. Dude. I’m thinking if those socks can do all that for you, I’m going to get some of that yarn and make me a bikini.

  13. Alternatively, instead of white, you might spin some contrasting color… for instance Midnight Hour or Moondance that picks up one of the colors in American Pie.
    Clearly those are going to be some incredibly mystical magickal socks…

  14. Wow – magic yarn! I’ve gotta get me some of that and knit it up into sexy socks IMMEDIATELY!! 🙂

  15. Holy cow, that is a lot riding on the socks. I sure hope you manage to get them all cranked out without running out of anything. I agree with earlier posters who say the heels and toes should be darker (like blue, or maybe a purply color?) not lighter.
    I, too, have fallen in love with this yarn, watching it knit up into your creations.

  16. Oh, yeah. I have those plans too. (Well, not those exact ones, but similar.) So socks is what does it, huh? I’ll have to try some knee-highs next…
    My current banner of yours is an absolutely gorgeous sunset, somewhere between crimson & deep magenta. What a fabulous color.

  17. Love the socks! I’m totally addicted to the Sock Hop yarns, and I’ve been spinning my own as well. Right now I’m filling my bobbins with Wild Thing!
    Isn’t it funny how certain things that happen in your life can make you feel like you can conquer the world? And it doesn’t have to be a big thing. I just found out I don’t have to take a particular course before I start my new job, and it just made my day. I feel like I could run a mile, ever in 100 degree heat!
    Go us, Cara!!

  18. Ha! Well, if the first few rows are any indication, these are going to be really cute! I’ve had a fascination with knee-highs lately (not sure why- it’s sweltering!) so I think I will need to knit a pair for myself sooner rather than later. Thanks for the added inspiration!

  19. Those sexy socks,in that gorgeous yarn,the love of a good man,all your friends,real and cyber,supporting you all make anything possible !
    If you believe it is possible,it is. Ask me how I know !

  20. I most definitely have weekends like this… for similar and different reasons I bet 🙂
    And I am totally with you on the “and then… ” bit of life… where is someone with a flame to light that shit under my derriere???
    but those socks are damn pretty! and I am sure G still loves you…

  21. The socks rock and I can’t blame you for staying in. I am actually looking forward to going to work in the AC (I don’t have at home!)

  22. heavens, that is an awful lot top put on a pair of socks. may you have more than enough yarn. maybe we should knit ourselves some magic bullets while you’re at it? I could sure use one of those.
    those socks are cute as all get-out, though, and i agree that there’s something very appealing about knee socks. thanks for the tip on that yarn.

  23. you crack me up!
    thats why I didnt go for knee socks, because I was too scared to run out of yarn and then I would cry and cry because my perfect socks would be incomplete and a little bit of a failure.
    of course now I’m completely JEALOUS of yours and how perfect they will be! I really think you’ll make it, if not maybe you’ll need less than an extra skein.

  24. “Nice socks” seems so inadequate as a comment.
    😉

  25. They are pretty socks. I hope you have enough yarn or manage to get a hold of a great match for the heels and toes.

  26. Outside is hot. Its charms are greatly exaggerated. Stay where you’re comfortable, and knit. G. can pick up some milk on his way home. (And mini-wheats. 😉

  27. I love them! They are going to be awesome. And I love that you have so much riding on them — they’ll be doubly gorgeous!

  28. Just guess what arrived in my mailbox on Monday? Four skeins of Sock Hop yarn, two in Say a Little Prayer and two in Mustang Sally. I’ve told Mr. Frick that if we can’t pay the mortgage, it’s your fault, dearie.

  29. Looove the yarn– and my legs are the same color yours are 😉

  30. what a hilarious post! you have just made my day! the sock *is coming along great- sooo sexy. hope it all works out! ;0)

  31. This is a deep post. Hope you’re not waiting for life to be perfect before you do something you want to do, because you know what *that* means.
    By the way, I get lost in those banner shots of yours, especially the ocean waves. . . . . . sigh. . . . . .

  32. I hope everything works out well for your sock. Maybe you shouldn’t put so much pressure on it, it might come out a Republican or something…

  33. Yep, a lot of pressure on those socks, but you know what? they might come through! They are THAT fabulous! I am making some knee highs right now too 😉
    >>I love them with the intensity of a burning star exploding through the universe. << That may be the best sentence I have ever read.
    Hope to talk to you soon~
    L

  34. … it cut off the rest of my comment! I was just saying that that sentence is probably the best thing I have ever read. 😉

  35. Oh, I just got my 2 skeins of American Pie….and have 2 of Great Balls of Fire on b/o. My first Sock Hop yarns! I had actually bought the American Pie for Yarnaboard II, but now that I see it….it’s mine, MINE I tell you!!!
    Anyway….that’s a lot of pressure to put on a pair of socks. But they are gonna be so CUTE! Keep going!

  36. Go check out mustaa villaa (sp? my Finnish is a bit weak these days). She finished a gorgeous log cabin blanket!

  37. A girl has to have her mini wheats.
    🙂

  38. I recently knit my first knee high, and now it’s the only kind of sock I want to knit. Yours are looking fabulous!

  39. I think this is one of my favorite posts of yours (just getting caught up after Hawaii). I laughed, but also felt a bit sad. I think you’ll finish the socks, and I think the rest will fall into place regardless. Lotsa love to you, chickee.

  40. So how much yarn did you end up using?