Soft Rock

I worked my ass off today – processed more than 1/2 a job. That’s damn good. And made some decisions about my business. But mostly I worked. I work from home when I’m not out on a job and there are LOTS of distractions. But one thing I always do is keep the TV off in the mornings until 1 PM when Days of Our Lives comes on. Cool fact: I have cable TV on my computer. Georgie bought this thing – don’t ask me what it is – but it splits the cable coming into our cable modem and we have TV on the computer. Regular TV. So I can process pictures and have the soaps on in the background. I turned the TV off though around 2:30 and didn’t turn it back on until closer to 5 and then I started flipping around the channels. I hit on a GOLDMINE and almost bought this: The Time Life Collection of Classic Soft Rock! OH MY GOD the memories! I’m old enough that I remember listening to Wizard 100 in Philly – THE AM station when FM was like all alternative and no one I knew listened to it. I go crazy, when I look in your eyes I still go crazy…. Georgie always makes fun of me that I LOVE those ’70s Soft Rock Ballads. I wanna kiss you all over and over again…. I swear the commercial was on for like 20 minutes. I was thisclose to buying the whole damn thing. But luckily, after I sang her like 100 of the 168 songs in the 10 cd set, Ann talked me down and I didn’t buy it. Fool if you think it’s over ‘Cos you said goodbye…. [PS – If you’re like Georgie and can’t stand the soft rock, check out Vicki’s post today – and you can wash this post right out of your hair!]

Speaking of TV – can I tell you something completely AWFUL I keep seeing and throwing up a little bit in my mouth every time? A couple of weeks ago I was talking about favorite childhood books and one of the ones I had almost forgotten about was Bridge To Terabithia by Katharine Patterson. I LOVED this book. Read it many times. And while I don’t remember my siblings reading other books, this one I KNOW we all read. In fact, my brother was known to disappear some afternoons and when my mother would ask where he went, he would tell her Terabithia. This book is ALL about imagination. That’s why every time I see a commercial for the movie they’ve made of it, I cringe and close my eyes and cover my ears. It’s so horribly awful, I can’t bear it. Please please please! If you love your children, DON’T SEE THIS MOVIE! I know that sounds kind of harsh – maybe it’s the best movie ever made (but I doubt it given the animated monsters in the previews.) Instead, PLEASE READ THE BOOK. Thank you very much. By the way, I’ve started The Westing Game again and I LOVE IT all over again. Rant over.

I decided what to do with CPH:


I’m doing the back and fronts separately. I’m planning on trying to do short row shoulders instead of the bind off called for by the pattern. Also, I’m thinking that once I’m done the fronts and back I’m going to seam the shoulders and do the hood and button bands before the sleeves. This way, if I don’t finish it before I go away I can knit the sleeves on the plane. This is the plan. Although you know what they say about plans.

I’m just about done working for the day and then I’m taking to bed to watch my tivo’d General Hospitals and Another Worlds and knit my cozy hoodie. Have a great weekend!

Blue Morning, Blue Day

Georgie woke up singing this song this morning. We’ve been on a Foreigner kick lately. We had been talking about them for awhile – did we have their greatest hits? Why didn’t we have their greatest hits? And then one day last week or so I got in the car and noticed that the little snowflake was on next to the temperature gauge and all of a sudden “Cold As Ice” came on the radio! I thought what a funny coincidence! We were just talking about Foreigner and now it’s cold and here’s the song! DUH. Silly me! Georgie had bought the CD and set up the radio so when I turned the car on it would fill with those beginning piano chords. He’s so goofy!

Today didn’t start out so good. I was feeling physcially better, but kind of anxious. Can I confess something? December was beyond awful. I spent every day terrified about Georgie’s illness and anxiety doesn’t even begin to slice it. But, and this is a really big but, it was also something of a relief to have something REAL to be anxious about. And it wasn’t about me. A lot of the time I spend in my head making up stuff to be freaked out about and feel out of control about and when there is something tangible to ACTUALLY FREAK OUT about with GOOD REASON, well, in all honesty, that’s kind of a relief for me. Does that make sense? Because I’d rather panic every day for the rest of my life than have Georgie be sick. I hope I’m making sense.

Anyway. I was feeling kind of bad this morning. Anxiety bad. And still a little physcially bad but mostly anxiety bad so I finished up some work then I decided to run again. Tomorrow is supposed to be BRUTALLY cold around here (maybe not as cold at Zeneedle Land, but still, high of 16, windchills in the negative numbers – that’s pretty freaking cold) so I thought if I want to run again this week I better do it today. So I did. And I felt SO much better after. I came in the house and wrote my run down on the calendar and realized that I have run three days a week since the first week of January. Four weeks down! YAY!

I also got a great email from a very happy client. Also YAY!

And early this morning I split up the fronts and back on CPH:


Still loving the project – mainly because I’m loving the Beaverslide! (Worsted Weight, Huckleberry Heather.) I’m thinking I might still knit the fronts and back at the same time. I’ll have to keep track of some things a bit more, but it might be nice to turn those cables all at the same time. We’ll see. We’re going away week after next (Palo Alto peeps! I’m coming out there!) and G keeps saying it’s going to be cold and I’d love to have the sweater done by then, but I don’t think that’s going to happen. I can be fast, but not that fast. Maybe I’ll finish it out there. I haven’t tackled the math yet, but I think I’ve got a handle on what needs to be done. Thanks for all the offers of help. And for all the cheering up. I really appreciate it. This day is definitely looking better.

Heinous

Awful. Horrible. Wicked Bad. All of these adjectives pretty much sum up my day. Yesterday I mentioned how I went to the doctor – well, what I didn’t tell you was that I had an unexpected procedure performed that wasn’t supposed to be a big deal but ended up being borderline traumatic. Maybe I’m being a bit hyperbolic, but I was incredibly uncomfortable for the entire day and night. Even now, I’m a bit better, but not all better.

When I woke up this morning, still in pain, I decided that I really didn’t feel like going to the doctor again today – to be poked and prodded and needled up – so I went on to the doctor’s office’s website and rescheduled the appointment. Isn’t technology great? I can go onto my doctor’s office’s website and make appointments, cancel appointments, reschedule appointments, refill prescriptions – GREAT! Except they forget to tell you on the appointment page that you’ll be charged $200 if you cancel/change the appointment within 24 hours of the scheduled time. Yup. They were nice enough to call me about 45 minutes BEFORE the appoinment to tell me that – when I had no time to get there. I would’ve gone if I had known. At 7AM I had rescheduled with them for next week – so I’ll fight with them when I get there.

Then I went out to run, which was good while I was out there, but now I’m in pain again. And I still have tons of work to do.

To top it all off, I’m about to the part of my CPH where I have to split and then I’m going to have to start on some Knitty Math. I hate Knitty Math.

Suck suck suck suck suck! My day SUCKS! I’m going to go take a nice hot bath and crawl under the covers and close my eyes. Hopefully it will be tomorrow when I open them again…..

How’s your day going?

Say AHHHH!

It’s visit your physician week at JO. Today I went to the GYN and tomorrow I go for my annual physical with my GP. Fun times. I’m fat, first of all. If I wanted to be the skinniest I think I could get to – I need to lose about 25 lbs. That’s a bummer, no? I told you I’ve been running, and I have, but I need to incorporate the weights into the program and eventually I have to start eating better. Which actually means I should eat MORE not less. I’m one of those people who can’t be bothered with food. That doesn’t mean I don’t like food, I love lots of things and enjoy eating. It’s just a pain in the ass that you have to do it at least three times a day. I hate figuring out what I’m going to eat, I hate preparing it. I’ve often said if I could take a time release capsule that would give me all the nutrients and stuff I need, I’d be first in line. Now, if you want to cook for me…. Anyway, what I usually end up doing is NOT eating until I’m starving then reaching for the closest frozen food dinner which I scarf down in record time. I rarely snack. Not a big snacker – I eat when I’m starving and I eat bad stuff. And for the last couple of years I’ve sat on my ass and done nothing. (Well, I’ve knit a lot, but as much as it pains me, knitting cannot be considered an aerobic activity.) That’s why I only have to lose 25 lbs – not a hundred. Bright side, you know?

The doctor today actually didn’t say anything about my weight, but my GP tomorrow will. Getting old(er) has many many advantages, but the physical part of it kind of sucks. Oh and I learned today that some of the most valuable people in your life are the ones you can tell ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING too. Nothing is too gross, too gruesome, too shameful, too embarrassing. These are the people to keep close to you. I’m lucky. I’ve got at least two, possibly three or four people like this in my life. Thank you for listening to me and laughing along with me instead of hanging up the phone. At least I didn’t offer to SHOW you what I was talking about. Right?

Lots of work to do, surprisingly. Lots of work. Not sure I’ll be blogging tomorrow as I’m off to the Dr. again and I’m swamped. Besides, I’ve got nothing to show you except the same sweater I showed you the other day. No progress has been made unless you count backwards progress.

I AM LOOKING FOR THE FOLLOWING THREE STR VIRGINS:
Sandy who wrote:
I need STR (socks that rock) because my closet is full of STPACM (socks that prefer adult contemporary music).

Karen who wrote:
I need this yarn because I’m a STR virgin and I’ve read the Socks That Rock story on your blog and several others. I feel for the ladies but I don’t want to commit to a sock club membership before I have a chance to test out their lovely yarn. What better chance than through you? Besides, I’m an avid hiker and it would be great to have some super cozy hiking socks that I knit myself!

Amy O’Dell who wrote:
Because this is how I feel without STR in my life:

Shirts in the closet, shoes in the hall
Mama’s in the kitchen, baby and all
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
But you’re missing

Coffee cups on the counter, jackets on the chair
Papers on the doorstep, but you’re not there
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
But you’re missing

O.K., perhaps that song is just too tragic and beautiful for this situation but I bet I got on your good side, didn’t I?!?

YOU’VE WON YARN, BUT YOU HAVEN’T RESPONDED TO MY EMAIL ASKING FOR YOUR MAILING ADDRESS. I will send another one, but if you don’t email me back by Friday, I will pick three new winners out of the hat. PLEASE CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDERS. THANK YOU!

Have a great day!

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Nephew #3 and Me

I was in Philly this weekend for nephew #1’s super fantastic bowling birthday party. I was in charge of two lanes – the two lanes with the babies, i.e. the kids under 6. Fun times, but I ran those lanes like a dictator. More than one parent thanked me.

The best part of the party (besides my two spares) was the photobooth. If I ever win the lottery I’m totally getting one of these for my gigantic custom-built mansion (that incidentally is a sprawling ranch – isn’t it funny how dreams change? I always thought I was a Colonial kind of girl, but not so much anymore.) I think it would be great fun to just step in at random times of the day and see what pops out. It could almost be like a mood ring of sorts. What’s my mood right now? But honestly it’s probably a good idea that I haven’t won the lottery. I’d get even less done than I do now. I have to stop procrastinating.

I didn’t knit much this weekend, and when I did it was on CPH. I think I’m getting pretty close to splitting things up. I guess I forgot how fast knits go on size 9 needles. I still love the yarn and the pattern’s still good – except my handy dandy row counter tip somehow got pulled out of the row it was tracking and I turned the next cable too early. So I have to rip. It’s only like six rows – not a big deal.

What else is going on? It’s finally cold where I am – and I’m enjoying it. Especially since superhusband sealed the windows this weekend while I was away and it’s now very warm in my house. Even though I never officially joined Runagogo – I’m still running. If I want to I can move up to Week 4 of my program today. I haven’t decided yet. I’m not seeing too many results yet – but I feel better. And I love being outside. I LOVE running in the cold. I love getting all bundled up and hitting the pavement and feeling just a little bit chilly and then ten minutes in I’m positively WARM inside and 15-20 minutes in I’m ripping off the gloves and pushing the hat back for a little air-conditioning. LOVE IT! So much better than running in the Summer when you’re hot before you even leave the house. The only problem I have is that sometimes my glasses get all fogged up and I can’t see. This week I think I’m going to incorporate some weight training. Fun times! (But I’d really like to start seeing some payoff in the near future….)

Thanks for all your comments on the Legacies post – look for a continuation hopefully some time this week. Hey Vicki! Guess what I picked up when I was home?! BUTTONS!

Have a good Monday!


Nephew #3, Sister #2 and Me

You Wouldn’t Understand

Hey all! Happy Friday! I finished my big project so hopefully things will get back on schedule next week. I’m sure you don’t want to see another picture of my CPH – at least not until I get to the point where I split for the fronts and the back, so I thought I’d put up some random links for you all!

First off – did you see this trailer? Watch it. Now. I’m not a fan of horror movies, but I am a fan of sheep and this looks too good to be true! Fingers crossed it goes international! Via JenLa – Thanks Jen!

The Bookish Girl herself sent me this link: A sequel to The Westing Game?!?! As reported in Publisher’s Weekly, Ellen Raskin’s estate has made a deal to release five of her books – and one of them is The Westing Quest, a sequel to The Westing Game. I have to admit, this makes me very nervous. It could be fantastic, but why mess with perfection?

Did you see what Colleen did? She invented the perfecT mitten – for riding the T in Boston – the Charlie Card Mitten. And now? She’s FAMOUS! She’s also raising money for a great cause, Rosie’s Place, a sanctuary for poor and homeless women in Boston. You can donate through the paypal button in her blog sidebar, and you can win a pair of your own Charlie Card Mittens. Dude. She takes the subway knitting seriously! Go Colleen!

Jan blogged yesterday about the Lovely Hearts show being presented by the Artstream Gallery. From the Artstream website:

This exhibit is open to all artists within all media from anywhere in the world.

The theme is lovely hearts – love in all its forms
The charity we will donate artstream’s proceeds to is near and dear to our hearts: The Breast Cancer Research Foundation.
The theme may be interpreted any way around the theme of love.
We are looking for diversity, both student and professional work in traditional media such as

painting, printing, paper arts, and sculpture (we have some space for a few pieces for our pedestals)
as well as work in less traditional fine art media such as:

textiles of any sort, quilting, needlework, etc.
felting, knitting, crochet
mixed media
jewelry
recycled art
photographic work
digital media
book arts

The pieces are small – no bigger than 8″x10″x4″ and you can enter up to three pieces per artist. The pieces will be sold at the gallery and at least 50% of the profits from each piece will go to fight Breast Cancer. I’ve already submitted a piece and it’s been accepted! 100% of the profits from the sale of my photograph will be given to charity. The piece I’ll be sending in is called Bleeding Heart:

The deadline for submissions has been extended to January 31st, so get creative and have a heart!

Have a great weekend!
L, C

Legacies

Rissie Zeenberg, my maternal grandmother, taught me to knit one fine rainy afternoon. I’m going to guess it was the fall of 2002, although I’m not a hundred percent sure. She gave me some pink plastic needles and some Day-Glo Orange Red Heart and set me on my way. My grandmother is definitely more of a seamstress than a knitter, although she’s knit lots of great stuff, and she’s always amazed at what I can do with two needles, some yarn and one very quick lesson. I guess it was the right place at the right time because I’m not the only grandchild to ask her to teach them how to knit, but I’m definitely the only one that’s really stuck with it (read: become obsessed.) What she says, though, is that I remind her of my other grandmother, my paternal grandmother, Harriet Davis. My nana stopped knitting after suffering an aneurysm and a massive stroke when I was nine. She was the real knitter in the family, as my grandmom likes to say, churning out Arans of every size for the whole family. I remember those sweaters very well – but I have no idea what happened to them. The really sad part is that I have no memory of my nana knitting. As I said, she had the stroke when I was nine, and while she recovered enough to live on her own for another ten years, she was never the same afterward. She had to relearn to walk and talk and her left side was always very weak. Sometimes, though, when I knit night after night, I like to think that I’m like her, this grandmother I barely knew – I’ve got her knitting gene. And that makes me so very happy.

Rosie’s Yarn Cellar, one of my favorite Philly knitting shops, has decided on a new book policy for the store (via Go Knit In Your Hat.) They’ve decided that they’ve had it with books insulting their grandmothers. You know the ones – they claim a million hip trendy knits – the “not your grandmother’s knitting” knits. On the store’s blog, they talk about beginning knitting books that dumb everything down, with lots of big needles and lots of scarves. And how, at their store, they challenge their beginning knitters with fair isle and dpns. I’ve knit exactly ONE scarf in my life, and I hated just about every minute of it. I’ve knit three hats – okay four – if you count the fun fur extravaganza. I don’t wear hats and I don’t wear scarves and I pretty much knit for myself so that’s that. My first real project, after a million and half swatches, was a 5’x6′ four color slip stitch blanket that I knit with acrylic. It was also my foray into circular needles (for knitting flat.) We use it all the time. The only lesson I had had was my grandmother teaching me to knit and purl. That’s it. Whenever people email me with questions – they can’t do this, it’s too hard – what’s too hard? Everything is either knitting or purling with some variety thrown in! That’s it! And the best part about knitting is if you try it and it doesn’t work, you can rip and try again. And again and again and again. Eventually you’ll figure it out.

Anyway, back to the books and grandmothers. For the most part I agree with Rosie’s policy. Part of the problem is that I don’t think there’s enough variety out there in knitting books. It all sort of seems the same to me. That’s what I thought was so fantastic about Mason Dixon Knitting – if you were something of a beginner – there were plenty of projects to knit and feel comfortable with. If you were a more advanced knitter, it was the perfect jumping off point for boundless creativity. (Visions of log cabins are ALWAYS dancing in my head….) And the best part of the book was WHATEVER your skill level, it NEVER SPOKE DOWN to you! Never assumed you couldn’t knit anything you put your mind to. Maybe that’s the problem with all these “not your grandmother’s knitting” books. It’s not that their’ knitting scarves on big needles, it’s that they’re actually assuming that my grandmother’s knitting was too complicated and intricate and time-consuming for my whirlwind fantastic super fast super terrific life. Why would I want to slow things down, with small(er) needles and charts and new skills? We are, after all, an instant gratification society. I also think that books like these – Knit it fast! Knit it fun! – and their publishers buy into the whole “knitting as trend” philosophy rather than the knitting as art or knitting as craft (or knitting is FOREVER) attitude. Popular or not popular, I have no plans to stop knitting anytime soon. Just some thoughts. Talk amongst yourselves.


Speaking of knitting, things are finally going well with my Central Park Hoodie. I’m a couple rows away from my fourth cable turn and all is well. I’m loving the yarn. The pattern is easy. I’m doing the back and fronts all in one piece up the armholes, and once I figured out how to read a chart, it was smooth sailing. I basically have taken out one stitch at each back end and one stitch at each front end (where the fronts meet the back) so that the ribbing all matched out. These are the stitches that would’ve been used for seaming – and since I won’t have any seams in the body – I won’t need them. I’m planning on doing the sleeves at the same time as well.


The yarn, as you know, is Beaverslide‘s 90% Merino/10% Kid Mohair in the Huckleberry Heather color. I’m really enjoying knitting with it – even with the 10% Mohair. I don’t notice it all and the yarn is soft enough and it’s about as hairy as the Cascade 220 Heather I used for Ariann. So no problems. I will mention that every now and again I come across a knot in one of the plys of this two-ply yarn. It’s not that big of a deal – I just snip the knot out and spit splice it all back together. No biggie. It might bother some people though, so I thought I should mention. Other than that, I’m enjoying the yarn so much I bought enough for two more sweaters! Excellent value too. Each skein holds at least 200 yds.

I’m having fun with the cables – it seems like a long time since I’ve done cables. And, yes, I use a cable needle. I LIKE my cable needle. I can see if you were doing a really complicated piece where you had to cable every five seconds you might want to master cabling without the needle, and maybe I will someday coughAmKamincough, but for now I like my needle. I also came up with a handy dandy method of keeping track of my rows. I don’t like all those row counter thingamabobs and I like my stitch markers very plain, so every row that I turn the cable I loop a long piece of thread through the first stitch and that’s how I keep count. Want to see?


I like it nice and long because that way it doe
sn’t fall out. Not brain science in the least, but it works for me and since you all seem to like the tips and things…. Thanks for all the nice comments about my brief tutorial yesterday. You’re very kind, but don’t expect to see that kind of stuff around here very often. I’ll leave the lessons to the experts. I’m just fuddling along like everyone else!

One last thing – I’m THRILLED to tell you all that G-ROCKS and January One are now for sale over at Blue Moon. Their website’s working just fine and you can all go buy buy buy! THANK YOU!

Mistake Rib

No, no – not a fancy new pattern to make a scarf out of – an actual MISTAKE with the ribbing in my Central Park Hoodie. I should just start calling this sweater Mistake Park since I already messed up the swatches. Not a good sign when you’re starting out.

I was so happy to show you how I’d done all the ribbing on my hoodie – the one wear I put together the fronts and the back so I could do it all in one piece up to the armholes. I was so happy to be done with the ribbing because I hate ribbing – that back and forth and back and forth. I love to purl – but only when it’s in one long stretch. Hate the back and forth.

And I DID finish the ribbing – all 28 rows of it! (Because when you get a swatch to work and you need four inches of ribbing you know EXACTLY how many rows to knit – isn’t that cool?) I was all set to start my cable charts when I realized that I had done something very very wrong. Apparently, I can’t read a pattern. When I was trying to figure out how to put the whole thing together somehow I neglected to read consult the charts and ended up starting my fronts with knit stitches. As the lovely Margaux confirmed, I needed purl stitches. Yup. I’m an idiot. (And it makes total sense now because I couldn’t understand how the pattern wanted you to seam this baby up without giving you any stitches for seam allowance. Turns out it does. Duh.)

So I ripped the freaking thing and started all over. Which I hope is good news for you because I’m going to do a little tutorial about how I cast on for ribbing. Bear with me because I’m not the tutorial type – go see Eunny for that because she ROCKS the tutorial. Or Grumperina. Anybody but me. I get all frustrated and just want to grab the knitting out of your hand and do it myself. So much easier. But Ann asked about my ribbing cast on technique the other day and seemed excited when I said I might write this up and my entire goal in life these days is to excite My Ann.

Okay. This tutorial presupposes that you know how to do a long-tail cast on. Which I shouldn’t really suppose because for years I did a knitted cast on for everything and had no idea there were a million other ways to do it. Then I took a class with the knit god Shirley Paden called 101 Ways to Cast On (not really, it was more like fourteen) and she taught me this trick. If you don’t know the Long-Tail Cast On, there are like 4,561,923 sites out there to show you. Or you could look here (first cast on mentioned.)

When I cast on for ribbing (2×2, 1×1) or any stitch that alternates knit and purl, I use two variations on the long tail cast on to create a first row of knit purl stitches (or whatever combination I need for my pattern.) For the Central Park Hoodie, I’m using a 2×2 cast on. Those of you familiar with the long tail cast on will recognize this next picture:


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This is ostensibly the KNIT STITCH CAST ON. It’s also the regular long tail cast on which I use for pretty much everything unless the pattern specifies something else. Or I’m doing ribbing. What happens, though, when you turn the work around to start knitting, is that it can give you a PURL STITCH. This cast on has you sweep under the loop around your thumb first. Again, I refer you to the video in the link above.

Now, there’s another way to do this. It has you sweep under the loop around your FOREFINGER. See picture below:


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This is called a PURL CAST ON which will give you a KNIT STITCH. I don’t have pictures to show you how to do this and I tried to explain it to Ann last night, who did get it, I think (we were on the phone) and I couldn’t explain to you how to do it if I tried – but here are a few links that might help.

Here’s where things might get a bit confusing – although it might just be that I’m confusing – but I have a picture to illustrate.


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When you use the regular long-tail cast on, it gives you a stitch that it is very similar to a knit stitch – so that when you start your knitting, and say, you are doing stockinette stitch, you’d want to begin with a PURL row. This means that your cast on can act as the first row. I, personally, hate having to keep track of things like that and I want to start my first row on the RIGHT SIDE, so when I’m doing ribbing, if the pattern calls for k2 p2, I will cast on PURL WISE PURLWISE KNIT WISE KNIT WISE so that when I turn my knitting around I can just start with my k2 p2 and it will look perfect. See that picture above? (Click on it and it will open in a new window so you can read and look at the same time.) These are stitches JUST CAST ON – they’ve never been knit. See how the PURL CAST ON/KNIT STITCHES look like they have a purl bump? They do! So when I start knitting on the other side they will be KNIT STITCHES! How cool is that?

Here is a picture of ribbing from a sock I just finished:


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In this picture, I tried to illustrate how the ribbing will look once it’s been knit for a bit – see how there knit stitches start out with a little bump but then flow into Vs? And see how the purl stitches ALWAYS look like purl stitches, from the second you cast on? Isn’t that nice? All neat and pretty?

I love to use this for seed stitch borders – the back and forth, knit and purl of the cast on adds a whole new row to the piece.

To reiterate, I cast on my sweater with a p2, k2 cast on so that when I started knitting I could do a k2, p2 rib. I hope this makes some sense to you. As I said, I’m not so good with the tutorials and stuff, but I thought I’d pass along my time tested technique. And a huge thank you to my darling husband who took the pictures of my hands – it must be really really really hard to take pictures for a photographer. I’m sorry I yelled at you. 😉

Maybe, bar any other mistakes, I’ll be able to show you finished ribbing on my CPH. Don’t hold your breath though!

Apocalypse Now

Forget Global Warming. Forget Banks closing down sock clubs. Forget 801 Virgins. This, my friends, is TRULY the END OF THE WORLD!

Regular readers (hi Newbies!) will know that I NEVER EVER NEVER knit for charity. Actually, I RARELY knit for anyone other than myself. I am selfish selfish knitter. That’s not to say I’m not generous. My mantra is I can’t spare a square, but I can write you a check. So no orphans for me or cold kids or people needing blankets in far off places – it’s not that I don’t care, it’s just that my knitting time is precious and I’m not willing to share it.

Regular readers will also note that I’m VERY particular about yarn. I learned long ago (see Ribby Cardi archives) that if I don’t like the yarn, I’ll hate the project. AND I have an aversion to anything even remotely hairy – i.e. angora, mohair, alpaca – HATE THEM. Oh and it’s got to be soft. Not scratchy. I’m a cashmere girl living on a merino budget. HAHAHAHA! I like that. Anyway. The point of all this is that I broke out of my comfort zone in a big BIG way.

Dudes. Hold onto yourselves as the earth spins off it axis. I knit for charity. I knit with fun fur. Okay okay. Not really fun fur – it’s Bernat Disco. And I bought a lot of it. Like 8 balls of it.


It’s almost pretty isn’t it?

This is the deal. The other day I was reading blogs and I came to Susan’s post about knitting chemo caps for kids and how they love the fun fur (although I think it would cause my skin to bleed but who’s going to doubt the kids?) Some of you might remember that late last year my husband had a nasty bout of Melanoma where we got to spend some awful time in a Cancer Hospital.

I blame PTSD. Whenever Cancer gets mentioned these days I’m a BLITHERING IDIOT. I just start crying. And one of my strongest memories of that horrific month is the first time Georgie went into the Cancer Hospital. He was dropping off some slides and I was waiting in the car so we didn’t have to park and when he came out he looked stricken (not that we didn’t both look stricken all the time those days.) G shaves his head and he had been thinking about letting his hair grow back but when he came out of the Cancer Hospital he told me that he would shave his head forever in solidarity with all the bald kids he had just seen in the hospital and how he thought that everyone who worked there should be made to shave their heads to be just like the kids. Broke my fucking heart. Shattered it really.

So when I saw Susan’s post, and then went over and read what Kate was doing, well, I couldn’t stop myself.


Fuchsia Fever

It’s actually a contest! Here are the particulars:

1. You email Kate with your name, email, snail mail and blog ( if you have one)
kskaare (At) gmail (Dot) com
2. She emails you with a word document with several hat types.
3. You knit a few. I knit a few. You tell your friends to knit a few. If they arrive in a box from you, you get in the prize drawing– more hats, more chances.
4. You must have the hats TO KATE in Boston by February 28, 2007.
5. Kate puts your name in the contest…

I have donated a skein of G-Rocks and a skein of January One and a box of my palette notecards to the cause. There are many other great prizes. Check out Kate’s blog for ALL of the details!

I used this pattern to make my hat, on size 9 needles. I cast on while we were at the hospital for G’s follow up appointment (everything is fine, by the way. They don’t want to see him for six months.) It took me way longer than an hour, but basically because this stuff is HEINOUS to knit with. (I even picked up a dropped stitch. Have you ever tried picking up a dropped stitch with FUN FUR? It’s only fun if by fun you mean NOT FUN.) But I keep thinking about those kids and the really horrible lot they’ve been dealt and I may be as proud of this damn hat as I’ve been with anything else I’ve knit. What are you waiting for? Get knitting! (But seriously, if it’s more your speed to write a check or knit a scarf or a small sweater, then do that. We all need to do what’s right for us.)


Disco Queen!

Feels Like the First Time

As Tracey said, every time you knit with Socks That Rock feels like the first time! This morning I finished my “pair” of socks – the G-Rocks and January One socks which I knit at the same time on two circulars. Of course, I love them! They are soft and stripey and perfect for my feet and G wants his own pair. I told him I’m gonna have to get some heavyweight for his socks – he wears size 13 shoes. Lucky 13 for me! (Um… That didn’t come out right. Insert sarcastic face here.)

I immediately cast on for the mates – two at a time – once again. Even though I really didn’t like the whole two at a time thing. I guess, technically, it probably takes just as long to knit two at a time as it takes to knit one at a time, but it FEELS like it takes forfreakingever and sometimes perception is enough. I was going to just knit one of the socks and then I was going to start with a completely different yarn, but in the end I decided that knitting these socks is like marriage. I was super excited when I started knitting them – TOGETHER – and I’m thrilled to be wearing them, but starting the next “pair” was a little bit hard and I’m sure it will be even harder to knit them but when I’m done I’ll have TWO new pairs of socks and I will love them all the more for the effort that went into knitting them. Sometimes we need to do things we don’t really want to do – but in the end it’s all worth it. Just like marriage. 😉


January One loves G-Rocks!

I know you don’t really care about my socks, you want to know about YOUR socks, or more specifically, did you WIN! Well, I’ve already sent out an email to all of the winners – did you get one? Check the list to see:

Fidget

Denise

Jan

KathyH

Mary

Linda

Marlana

Brenda

Stephanie

Sandy

Karen

Carol

Vitpil

Michelle

Rob’s Wife

Amy

Chelle

Stéphanie

Carina

Gayle

Frog Princess

Lazuli

Subha

Annette

Irene

Sanne

Barbara A.M.

Stacy Wittmann

Lies

Zita

CONGRATULATIONS! I hope you love your yarn as much as I do! As I mentioned, I sent an email to all the winners – so if you see your name up there and think it’s you but didn’t get an email, please check your spam filter before you email me.

All I have to say about this contest is thank god I didn’t ask for Haikus and damn people! Go out and get yourselves some! What are you waiting for?

Thanks for playing!!