Call it hubris. Call it naivete. Call it what ever you want, but I was crazy to think it wouldn’t happen to us. No relationship is perfect and the sooner I learn that the better. Sure, we work hard at what we’ve got. Sure, I’m all singing at the top of my lungs about fate and love and love and more love. But sometimes that’s not enough. Sometimes going the extra yard or two can really make a difference. I’d like to think I’m learning my lesson. But that doesn’t make it hurt any less.
At 1:39AM, with Georgie sleeping blissfully unaware beside me, I ran out of Socks That Rock yarn.
It was bound to happen. Who was I to think I could get away with such perfection? Other people have had problems, why would I think I was different? Look, I know schaudenfreude is alive and well on the Internets (and two fold in real life) and there will be people out there sitting back in their seats smiling smugly at the fact that I RAN OUT OF YARN. Go ahead. Have your laugh. I forgive you. I’m laughing myself. It was dumb luck that I bought this great yarn and found this great pattern and cast on and never looked back. EVERY DAY I get emails asking about gauge and fit and yarn and I really don’t have any answers. I never checked my gauge on this pattern. I just knit the socks and it worked. FOR ME. Everybody knits differently. Every skein of yarn is a skank unto itself. We’re all like delicate knitted snowflakes. No two socks are a like.
Enough. This is how much yarn was left:
I had literally THREE ROUNDS LEFT! Two knit rounds and one decrease. At the taking of the picture there were 32 stitches total on the needles. Lucky for me, I’ve got a great big STR stash so I just went in and picked up some Obsidian and pulled a couple of yards and finished the sock. There’s no way you can tell. NO WAY. Go ahead – see if you know which foot it is….
There they are. My third pair of Jaywalker socks in Socks That Rock yarn, Carbon colorway, size #1 Addi Turbos – small size of the Jaywalker pattern. (Links in the sidebar.)
ETA: Okey dokey – it totally must have been something in the cosmos last night – Rosemary ran out at ALMOST THE EXACT SAME SPOT I DID! I think I got one extra round on her. VERY WEIRD. Also I have it ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY that starting in the New Year (or thereabouts) the NEW PUT UP of SOCKS THAT ROCK will be 360 yds! WhooHOO! Great news! Thanks Tina and Kaci!
You can bet your sweet ass I’ll be casting on for another pair today. I think instead of going back to Hard Rock, I’m going with Azurite instead. Switch it up a little. (Oh let’s be honest. I’m a little bit too stressed to have to worry about running out of yarn again! 😉 )