To Whom It May Concern….

Thanks are due for lifting the heat and I thank you, thank you, thank you! But, without seeming greedy, could you please lift the funk as well? I’m getting kind of tired feeling like crap AND crazy simultaneously, and it seems some of my friends are as well.

Pretty please?

I’ll knit ya something.

Love,
Crazy McCraperton

Oh and in case you need some cheering up too, here’s my favorite joke. My nephew and I shared a good ‘ol belly laugh over it!

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you when you’re IN the bathroom?

That’s right.

EUROPEAN!

Comments

  1. Hugs and big kiss for you grrl! That’s just too funny;-)

  2. Oh my god. That is so dumb I’m going to be laughing in my sleep over it…I love it! I have to tell Spiff. He will roll his eyes, which makes it even better 😉
    Big hugs to you. I’m not feeling so fantabulous myself. Wasn’t there supposed to be some kind of planetary reversal of crapola that was going to make us all feel better? Yoooohoooo, Head Honcho of Space Cadet Land, we’re waiting….

  3. European! haha! It’s good the second time around too! 🙂
    Thanks for the joke. I wish I had one back for you.
    I have an idea. Let’s eat a good dinner. That can be whatever you NEED IT TO BE. Chocolate? sure. Pizza. Ok. Chicken. whatever. EAt it.
    Watch something frivolous on tv. For me, it will be Big Brother on at 8 pm. Then. Hit the hay. To bed early. It is cool and crisp and wonderful for sleeping.
    Let’s do this, sending good thoughts to each other. And wake up happy. Or a reasonable facsimile!
    🙂
    xoxo to you!

  4. This is your long-lost sister, Crappy McCraperton, here. I’m not feeling much better – you? Will you be glad when that rotten fat moon goes on a diet or something? I will. 😉

  5. Hope your funk lifts soon, chica. Thanks to you and Max for the giggle. I like potty humor. 🙂 lvoe, jen

  6. That’s a good joke. 🙂 Feel better.

  7. Welcome back!!

  8. I actually DID need that joke today! 🙂

  9. How do you catch a Playtex Living Bra?
    in a boobie trap!

  10. Check out http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/. It’ll cure a funk if only by taking heart that nothing you ever knit would ever look so dreadful as any of these babies. Those girls rock.

  11. off to tell that joke to someone right now! hope the weekend is a wonderful one. sending hugs.

  12. teeeheheheheee

  13. Thanks…you made me smile BIG!

  14. Poifect! The six year old is going to LOVE this one.