Hara-kiri Haiku!

And here I thought I was being so damn smart to actually make you people work for the free stuff. Turns out I’m an ass because guess who has to read through all these haikus and pick the best? Thank god it’s all subjective!!

THIS IS A REMINDER: for the three people left on the Internet who have NOT entered this contest, your Haikus are due in the comments of the previous entry by 11:59 PM EDT, September 23rd. I will be closing the comments at that time! ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. (If you left more than one, the first will be counted.) FOUR RANDOM WINNERS. Two more winners: one will win because I think it’s the best and most creative and one will win because it makes me laugh my ass off – and I may add yet another winner – the one that is just beyond bad. I’m sorry – I praise you all for your creative talents – but some of you should stick with knitting. 😉

For all of you coming by for the first time – WELCOME! And why thank you, yes, I took all the photographs in the header (and 99.9% of the photographs on the site in general.) And yes, I set up the site and banner myself. Thank you for coming by. Feel free to refresh as much as you’d like. I’m glad to have you!

Our plans have changed. I’m coming home tonight – Saturday – and instead of leaving Sunday for The Hamptons or Cape Cod we’re going to California on Monday! HUGE trip change. Very last minute. I will hopefully announce the Haiku winner sometime next week. I won’t be back until Sunday and then I’m off to Philly again to atone for my sins. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired just thinking about it. (The traveling – not the sins.)

I’ve got 22 rows left in Seraphim and I’m desperate to finish it – I’m so worried I’m going to run out of yarn. But I don’t think I’m going to be able to get it done before we leave. I might just take it with me and block it while I’m away. Maybe a special vacation photoshoot if all works out. No promises though.

I’m closing the comments on this post because I don’t want anyone to leave any Haikus here – I’d like to keep them all in one place. I’m glad you’re all having so much fun with it! THANK YOU!