I’ve been astonished to learn that there are actually people out there in the world that have never tried Socks That Rock! It has occured to me that the best way I can help Blue Moon, and the greater world at large, is to do my best to rectify this situation.
CALLING ALL STR VIRGINS!!! LEAVE A COMMENT AND TELL ME WHY YOU NEED THIS YARN! ON SUNDAY JANUARY 14, I WILL CHOOSE, AT RANDOM, TEN LUCKY WINNERS AND THEY WILL RECEIVE A SKEIN OF SOCKS THAT ROCK. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. AND I’M GOING ON FAITH HERE THAT YOU’VE NEVER KNIT WITH STR!! But I have ways of finding out…mwahahahaha!
Go at it. Remember, you only pop that cherry once. Make it a good one!
ATTENTION VIRGINS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! I JUST HEARD FROM BLUE MOON AND YOU HAVE MADE THEM LAUGH SO HARD THAT THEY ARE MATCHING MY GIVEAWAY – WHICH MEANS TEN SKEINS FROM ME AND TEN SKEINS FROM BLUE MOON!!!! THAT’S TWENTY LUCKY VIRGINS! KEEP IT COMING!
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!! BLUE MOON AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE FACT THAT YOU’RE ALL ABSOLUTELY INSANE AND WE’VE UPPED THE PRIZES TO THIRTY SKEINS – 15 FROM ME, 15 FROM BLUE MOON. I’LL BE CLOSING THE COMMENTS AT AROUND 11AM EST – TODAY. AND LATER ON I’LL BE BACK TO ANNOUCE THE WINNERS! SERIOUSLY. YOU ALL NEED TO GET OUT MORE.